July 28, 2008

10:44am, Monday, July 28, 2008

Me: Ahhhh. Another Monday and another round of Facebook status messages letting me know how everyone’s weekend was.

My Miserable Co-worker: Oh you mean like who changed their relationship status to single?

Me: Nope. I mean their status messages all say “Blah Blah had a great weekend.” I have five right in front of me!

MMCW: How many people said they had a terrible weekend?

Me: Uh. None.

Me: … how was your weekend?

MMCW: I had a great weekend!